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Did I Ever Tell You About The Time Brasky Quotes & Sayings
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Brasky taught his son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said, It would have happened sometime.
Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Bill Brasky
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.
Bill Brasky
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Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Brasky tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
Bill Brasky
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So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
Bill Brasky
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in po..o films.
Bill Brasky
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Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
Bill Brasky
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Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.
Bill Brasky
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We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Bill Brasky
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Brasky's ranked eighteenth in the AP College Football Poll.
Bill Brasky
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Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.
Bill Brasky
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Darryl Dawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin.
Bill Brasky
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They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.
Bill Brasky
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Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
Bill Brasky
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Ya know, it was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.
Bill Brasky
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Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.
Bill Brasky
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All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos.
Bill Brasky
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Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven million.
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