TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Dont Read My Status Thenead My Status Then Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dont Read My Status Thenead My Status Then" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Witty Facebook Status
Facebook Status
Relationships
Fighting
Keeping It Real
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Interesting
Facebook
Music
Communication
Hope
Witty Facebook Status
Expression
Facebook
Teenagers
Show more
It Is What It Is
Drama
Drama Queen
Sarcastic
Egotism
Tomorrow
Short
Keeping It Real
Pride
Shame
Songs
Think Before You Speak
Boys
It Is What It Is
420
420 Facebook Status
Reading
Kids
School
Prizes
Police
Bitchy
Bad Mood
Attitude
Bitch
Emotions
Humor
Marriage
Wedding
QUOTES
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
Unknown
876 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
Unknown
938 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Relationships quotes
Fighting quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
Unknown
1748 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
Unknown
1246 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Interesting quotes
I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
Unknown
572 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint...
Unknown
441 Likes
Facebook quotes
Music quotes
Communication quotes
Hope quotes
Facebook Status quotes
I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
Jon Lajoie
412 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
Unknown
384 Likes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Facebook quotes
Expression quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
Unknown
62 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
Jimmy Fallon
60 Likes
Sponsored Links
Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
Azgraybebly Joslan
408 Likes
Facebook quotes
Teenagers quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
Unknown
135 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
Unknown
195 Likes
Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
Unknown
501 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Drama quotes
Drama Queen quotes
Facebook quotes
Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
Unknown
3329 Likes
Sarcastic quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Sponsored Links
Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
Unknown
201 Likes
Facebook quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Egotism quotes
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
Unknown
287 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Facebook quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
Unknown
2521 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Tomorrow quotes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Short quotes
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
Unknown
345 Likes
Witty Facebook Status quotes
Facebook quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Facebook Status quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
Lao Tzu
363 Likes
Pride quotes
Shame quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 06
Age
Bad Life
Being True To Yourself
Belief
Chance
Family
Funny
Happy
Humility
I Love You For Him
Laughter
Life
Life Sucks
Love
Mother
Opportunities
Perception
Sense Of Humor
Strong
Support
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™