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Drunk Funny English Pubs Quotes & Sayings
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs.
Neil Innes
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would you want to live in 'Ackney?' But Hackney's fantastic. I'm serious. There are so many artists there. I loved the markets, the parks, the pubs, the diversity. It was a cultural melting-pot.
Rose Byrne
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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People are always saying, English, English, English rose, and I just feel so completely different.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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This African American Vernacular English shares most of its grammar and vocabulary with other dialects of English. But it is distinct in many ways, and it is more different from standard English than any other dialect spoken in continental North America.
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