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Egg Kim Quotes & Sayings
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
Lil Wayne
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Dave Barry
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When you start with a portrait and search for a pure form, a clear volume, through successive eliminations, you arrive inevitably at the egg. Likewise, starting with the egg and following the same process in reverse, one finishes with the portrait.
Pablo Picasso
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The real Kim is very shy and reserved and not outspoken and loud like everybody assumes she is. [Dancing with the Stars] was the perfect opportunity to show the real Kim.
Kim Kardashian
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I gotta say free Kim, before they keep Kim Brooklyn, it's a G thing.
Red Cafe
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I had a lot of resentment for a while toward Kim Novak. But I don't mind her anymore. She's okay. We've become friends. I even asked her before this trip for some beauty tips.
Kim Novak
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I live way out in the country, so there's not a lot of people around to remind me. And my friends don't think of me as 'Kim Novak' anymore anyway. It's like they forgot, too. And so it's nice.
Kim Novak
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Lil' Kim not a hore But I s.. a ni... so good, he gotta tell his boys.
Lil Kim
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When Lil' Kim's around you don't need to lie It's the "Drugs" baby, I'm makin' ya HIGH!!
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You should never let your fears become the boundaries of your dreams.
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Lil Kim the Queen Bee, so you best take heed. Shall I proceed? Yes indeed!
Lil Kim
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Kim's going to be a huge bridezilla. She'll get specific with things like fabric, saying, 'I can't have cotton, I want French cotton! That's how crazy she is. But she's never mean about it. Kim knows what she wants and is going to have whatever she wants. I love that about her, I love the diva-ness.
Khloe Kardashian
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If no one wants to jump into a Kim Weston and drive it down the street. That's fine with me I don't care. I know my work is good and I know it's serious work.
Kim Weston
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