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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
Mad Magazine
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
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I have a face like the behind of an elephant.
Charles Laughton
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Eddie Izzard
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They'd love to see me fall but I'm already on my back
Cage The Elephant
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I assume you should make room for the elephant. Boom, where I come from is irrelevant.
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Pointless... like giving caviar to an elephant.
William Faulkner
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It's like sitting on the back of an elephant with an iron trying to get out the wrinkles.
Aerosmith
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright
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Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.
Samuel Richardson
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It goes in one Ear, and right out the other, people talkin' shit, but you know I never bother
Cage The Elephant
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I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.
Noel Coward
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Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
Charlie Chaplin
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Pretty girl come with me Two on two Three on three Passion is the flavor climbing up this tree
Cage The Elephant
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I couldn't hit an elephant's a.. with a bull fiddle.
Babe Zaharias
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Fall into that black whole honey Looking up from your eyes Everything that you ever wanted You fight but why
Cage The Elephant
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We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
Colin Mochrie
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A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.
Jackie Kennedy
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