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English Funny Quotes & Sayings
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People are always saying, English, English, English rose, and I just feel so completely different.
Kristin Scott Thomas
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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This African American Vernacular English shares most of its grammar and vocabulary with other dialects of English. But it is distinct in many ways, and it is more different from standard English than any other dialect spoken in continental North America.
William Labov
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It is no exaggeration to say that the English Bible is, next to Shakespeare, the greatest work in English literature, and that it will have much more influence than even Shakespeare upon the written and spoken language of the English race.
Lafcadio Hearn
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When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my s.. life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my s.. life is rubbish.
Julio Iglesias
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It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.
Jim Broadbent
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People say my music is English. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's not me writing English music, but that English music is becoming more like me.
Harrison Birtwistle
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Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Matt Groening
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
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I speak two languages, Body and English.
Mae West
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I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest
Stefan Bergman
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And I think because of the passion of every English player and every English supporter, and every English journalist for the game, most of the game is played with passion, love for football and instinct, but in football you also have to think.
Jose Mourinho
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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
James H Kabbler III
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'
Dorothy Parker
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We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
PD James
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My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
Margaret Cho
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I had higher math SATs than in English - yet I became an English major in college.
Christie Hefner
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I spend more time learning about Buddhism than English, which is why my English today is still bad.
Jet Li
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We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages. We're English, and the English are best at everything.
William Golding
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The English press, are so nosy, and the English seem to love that eavesdropping.
Michael Hutchence
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