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In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish
English Proverb
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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
Robin Williams
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He that plants trees loves others besides himself.
English Proverbs
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They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D
Jersey Shore
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Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox
English Proverb
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Deeds are fruits, words are leaves
English Proverb
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The English may not always be the best writers in the world, but they are incomparably the best dull writers.
Raymond Chandler
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Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.
George Mikes
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I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Ronald Reagan
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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Gordie Howe
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I love to laugh, it's my main thing. I love to abuse the English language.
Dan Fogelberg
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I must confess, my Spanish is not so good - except I read a little, so I started with the English but then determined that it would have to be in Spanish.
George Crumb
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The vast majority of English folk cannot and will not consider a picture as a picture, apart from any story which it may be supposed to tell.
James Whistler
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When I was little, I had a huge imagination. Now, I can't even make up a story for English class.
Unknown
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Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.
Daniel Tosh
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English culture is basically homos..ual in the sense that the men only really care about other men.
Germaine Greer
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Herein indeed consists the excellence of the English government, that all parts of it form a mutual check upon each other.
William Blackstone
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Indeed, in many respects she was quite English and was an excellent example of the fact that we have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, the language
Oscar Wilde
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I get work because I'm primarily a novelist but I've become script doctor. I can work back and forth between French and English.
Norman Spinrad
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