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Erma Bombeck New Years Resol Quotes & Sayings
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years.
Erma Bombeck
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Children make your life important.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
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Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
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