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Facebook Monday Status Quotes & Sayings
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'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.
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Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday?
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If days of the week were s.. acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob...
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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