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Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the menu.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. Nothing I can do about that.
Mark Zuckerberg
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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I was doing interviews for several months about the movie, and people would always ask me, Do you have a Facebook page? And I would always say, No, because I had deleted the account. But people would say that they had looked online the night before and they saw that I did have a Facebook page, and that I had several. I would always get like quietly furious that somebody was, you know, pretending to be me. And it never occurred to me, until they asked me to do this show, that I had, I had done that to somebody, And I apologize, you know, if, you know, you have experienced any strange looks.
Jesse Eisenberg
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Quincy has no online Facebook. What a sham. Nothing I can do about that. -Mark Zuckerberg
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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