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Funny 1st Sunday Quotes & Sayings
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Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just how great boobs look in Sunday dresses.
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We heavy off into this game. True to the 1st just call me that pro slang. Them nickels and dimes and 20's and 50's. The 1st be the day for the dopeman.
Layzie Bone
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I hope Sunday is not the only day of the week you go to God, each Sunday is special but today more so...Happy Palm Sunday!
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Little more weed, 1st class seats. 1st class ho.., we on south beach.
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I gotta get paid on the 1st, gotta blaze up my spliff. Get live with the Bone Thugs, Poetic Hustlers in the graveyard shift On the 1st...
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Church is not just about Sunday morning; you need to get this. This confessing, this joining together, can't all happen on Sunday morning. It can start there, but we have to determine that we are going to give ourselves to the body, not just on Sunday morning, but in our daily lives.
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Today is Palm Sunday, the sixth and last Sunday of Lent and beginning of Holy Week. It commemorates Jesus' triumphal entry into Jerusalem.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Good Morning Sunday! Coffee plus a crossword puzzle equals my Sunday Morning.
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1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
WC Fields
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
George Burns
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The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday.
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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
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Worship is something we do not just on Sunday morning, but every day of the week, in all we say and do. Sunday morning is the conclusion of a week of worship, when we gather as a community to celebrate the amazing grace of God in Christ.
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Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?
Johan Huizinga
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Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely true, we just hate Korn's 3rd album and Limp Bizkit's 2nd album. Their 1st albums, however, did greatly influence us. We do like Korn's album Issues, some of it does sound like the 1st one, but they still could have perfected it. We've never met either of them, but we'd like to.
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Its Sunday! Don't forget to visit the church and thank God for all the blessings! Have a blessed Sunday everyone!
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Sunday mornings are like scavenger hunts for everything you touched since you left the office on Friday.
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I wonder if Jesus will make a special appearance on The Walking Dead this Sunday.
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