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Funny Adult Quotes & Sayings
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I was hanging out with no one under 21. I thought that if I really wanted to fit in I had to... show them that I was in a way just as adult as they were, 'cause I could hold my own just as well as they could, if not better.
Jack Osbourne
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I had this rare privilege of being able to pursue in my adult life, what had been my childhood dream.
Andrew Wiles
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It changed me more than anything else. You don't want to get to that place where you're the adult and you're palpably in the next generation. And, this shoved me into that.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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I'm having the same problems today that I had when I first started, saying that outrageous adult animation works.
Ralph Bakshi
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Mike Bloomberg may be a Republican these days. But he has been a Democrat for most of his adult life.
Randi Weingarten
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Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.
David Frost
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Being an adult means being able to control all the variables necessary to create the context in which we are allowed to be kids again.
Unknown
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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
Jon Stewart
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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
H G Wells
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To tell the truth, I don't read children's books. I'm an adult. I just write them.
William Steig
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Personally, I like being an adult, because I don't have to take orders from anyone except for police officers and naked women.
Unknown
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A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far better company than the average adult.
John B S Haldane
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Being an adult is NO joke. Life is full of so many hard decisions. Some days I wish I was a kid again!
Unknown
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I wasn't frightened of people, but I didn't have a clue about the adult world.
Shirley Henderson
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The whole rise of new adult contemporary music and smooth jazz was a nice surprise.
Kenny G
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I feel as though I've fooled the world into thinking I'm an adult and now they're letting me procreate.
George Murray
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I wrote eight full-length adult novels in my twenties. None of them were published.
Caroline B Cooney
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I think that inside every adult is the heart of a child. We just gradually convince ourselves that we have to act more like adults.
Shigeru Miyamoto
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Every adult in the world has some sense that he or she might be obliterated at any time by these weapons that we have created.
Robert Jay Lifton
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