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Funny Army Cheese Quotes & Sayings
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves
German Proverb
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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Blake Clark
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I'm gonna go get some cheese so I can play while eating cheese! Spencer
ICarly
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The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
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The food was interesting. My background is Russian, so cheese and potatoes are my love. There was plenty of that. And fried cheese! It is really, really, really good. And really, really, really bad for you. It's like an artery on a plate.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass
George Washington
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Age is something that doesnt matter, unless you are a cheese.
Unknown
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Every army in the history of the world has always had some deserters, usually much greater than we have today, because once again every soldier who's joined the Army since 1973 is a volunteer, and the numbers are very small and they are almost completely for -- people desert almost completely for personal or financial reasons.
Bryan Hilferty
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Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.
Billy Wilder
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Hey Max...ITS THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-AH!!!
A Goofy Movie
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Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fu.. did you use before!?
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My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...
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The magnificent army that fought in Desert Storm is a great army, and it still is a magnificent army today. But it was one we designed for the Cold War, and the Cold War has been over for ten years now.
Eric Shinseki
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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An army without culture is a dull-witted army, and a dull-witted army cannot defeat the enemy.
Mao Zedong
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Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.
Andy Roddick
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Billie Burke
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