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Funny Bbm Status Page 300 Quotes & Sayings
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That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...
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Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one.
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I keep it 300, like the Romans. 300 bi...es, where's the Trojans?
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Keep writing. Try to do a little bit every day, even if the result looks like crap. Getting from page four to page five is more important than spending three weeks getting page four perfect.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Just been talking to my sister through bbm for the past 2 hours. We talk about pretty much anything its crazy. Sisterly love.
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