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Funny Bbm Status Page 300 Quotes & Sayings
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary s.. I was having with you in my head.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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Why am I the weird one for browsing through your pictures? You're the one who uploaded over a thousand pictures of yourself.
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In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.'
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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Gay people: One man's junk is another man's treasure.
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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Don't have phone s... You might get hearing aids.
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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I aspire to be the beautiful, together person my Facebook profile suggests I am.
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