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Funny Best Man Speechnd Messed Up Quotes & Sayings
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What was most important to me at the Olympics was going out there and performing my best. When I messed up the first jump combination, which was my big move, it hit me that I messed up the program of my life.
Debi Thomas
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Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
Bam Margera
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You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
Louie Anderson
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Every time I got 'Amazing Spider-Man' or 'Fantastic Four' or another book firmly on the rails, we got pulled into some big event book or crossover and it cost momentum and messed badly with the pacing and structure of the book.
J Michael Straczynski
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.
Afroman
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Ernest Hemingway
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Jack Handey
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A man has two options in a relationship: Either STAND UP and be the man she needs... or... SIT DOWN so she can see the one behind you!
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It messed me up, need a second to breathe.
Adam Lambert
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Sometimes it just seems like I messed it all up by loving you so much.
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... and I know why.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.
Miguel De Unamuno
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Vision messed up cause I'm drinking the lean
Juicy J
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I'm not one to be messed with. I can be bad when it needs to happen.
Sarah Shahi
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