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Funny Bike Accident Quotes & Sayings
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Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident...You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
John Lennon
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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It's true that this year, following my accident in the pre-season, I kind of lost morale and I felt like quitting at the end of this year. But today I can say that I want to be a professional bike rider in the year 2003 as well.
Laurent Jalabert
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
Spencer Pratt
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I never did anything by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work.
Thomas A Edison
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None of the modes by which a magistrate is appointed, popular election, the accident of the lot, or the accident of birth, affords, as far as we can perceive, much security for his being wiser than any of his neighbours.
Thomas Babington
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Steven Wright
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Money doesn't buy happiness....But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike.
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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