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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
James Graham
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A man has two options in a relationship: Either STAND UP and be the man she needs... or... SIT DOWN so she can see the one behind you!
Unknown
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Fortune is painted blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to signify to you that Fortune is blind
William Shakespeare
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When they was on back of a nickel like Monticello. When the underworld had to be smarter than Donatello. No honor amongst fellows It's harder than sitting with a blind man and trying to describe yellow.
Lupe Fiasco
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The truth must dazzle gradually or every man be blind.
Emily Dickinson
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man.
Miguel De Unamuno
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Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
Unknown
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A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form.
Sol LeWitt
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Justice must be blind to the hardness or softness of a man's hands, as well as to the leanness or fatness of his pocketbook
B C Forbes
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Explaining my love for you is like explaining colors to a blind man.
Unknown
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne
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The mechanical and social achievements of our day must not blind our eyes to the fact that, in all that relates to man, his nature and aspirations, we have added little or nothing to what has been so finely said by the great men of old.
James Loeb
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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He paints for the blind, and we are the blind, and he lets us see for sure what we saw long ago but weren't sure we saw. He paints for the dead, to remind us that - great good God, think of it - we're alive ...
William Saroyan
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He paints for the blind, and we are the blind, and he lets us see for sure what we saw long ago but weren't sure we saw. He paints for the dead, to remind us that - great good God, think of it - we're alive ...
William Saroyan
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You know it takes a big man to cry, but it takes even a bigger man to laugh at that man!
Unknown
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Curse the blind you curse the blind
Eyes Set To Kill
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A man who leaves home to mend himself and others is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is a vagabond.
Oliver Goldsmith
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