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Funny Blind Man Quotes & Sayings
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I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my hair/makeup, and I can eat like a pig!
Unknown
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When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
George Farquhar
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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A blind man can see his mouth
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And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind? Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.
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I studied with a blind teacher from about 5 until I was 16, at two different schools. From the age of 12 until 16, I was in a boarding school-which, I believe, at that time was compulsory for blind children.
George Shearing
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Desiderius Erasmus
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In the country of the blind the one eyed man is king.
Desiderius Erasmus
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Why does the blind man's wife paint herself
Benjamin Franklin
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In a blind town, the one-eyed man is king.
Ken Harrelson
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In my mind I'm a blind man doin time.
Tupac Shakur
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In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time.
Tupac Shakur
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Why does the blind man's wife paint herself
Benjamin Franklin
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Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not.
Sammy Davis Jr
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In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time.
Tupac Shakur
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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I tell you a blind man once told me the the true meaning of love at first sight.
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