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Funny Break Up Quates Quotes & Sayings
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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206
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Things break all the time. Day breaks, waves break, voices break. Promises break. Hearts break.
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We 'bouta crash da club, throw some chairs. Break...Break, break...Break something.
Lil Wyte
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I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart.
Taio Cruz
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Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually, Will Forte will never break.
Oscar Nunez
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Its funny though, because after everything we have been through, you still up and leave with out a second thought. Left me, with tears running down my eyes. I swear I could have swim in the pool of my tears that night. You leaving me, I would have never picture. We were so good. One hell of a mixture. But karma's coming back to you. And while thats happening, I hope you think of me. And know how happy I am now.
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You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal.
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I want someone who can buy me a new car...
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You could knock my teeth out and break my nose and there'd be something funny about it to me.
Chevy Chase
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You're too young for me. I mean, too old. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either.
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This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people - I'm single.
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If we get in an accident that's strong enough to break bones, it's going to break bones. What makes me a little bit higher risk is that if I break my right ankle again, I've got a bunch of screws and plates in there, and that would not be good.
Al Unser
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Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
Cher
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
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Let's discuss the company's health benefits during our smoke break.
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Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email.
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
AJ McLean
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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