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Funny Cigar Quotes & Sayings
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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Maybe it's like becoming one with the cigar. You lose yourself in it; everything fades away: your worries, your problems, your thoughts. They fade into the smoke, and the cigar and you are at peace.
Raul Julia
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman...or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sigmund Freud
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.
Thomas R Marshall
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A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it.
Raul Julia
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I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.
Edward G Robinson
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I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
Mark Twain
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If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Chuck Jones
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Why pay $100 on a therapy session when you can spend $25 on a cigar? Whatever it is will come back; so what, smoke another one.
Raul Julia
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Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his sho.., and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
Bobby Darin
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Six hundred Cuban cigar in the big tub. Medallion on dub, soap on the fresh cut.
Ghostface Killah
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You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
Aldous Huxley
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A man walking around with an unlit cigar in his mouth is the human equivalent of a dog proudly running around the house with a chew toy.
Gillian Jacobs
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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
Phyllis Battelle
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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron White
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