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Funny Cold Morning Quotes & Sayings
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
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I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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I am never at my best in the early morning, especially a cold morning in the Yorkshire spring with a piercing March wind sweeping down from the fells, finding its way inside my clothing, nipping at my nose and ears.
James Herriot
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It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
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It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
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It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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Too cold to think.
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Rita Rudner
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Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!
Johnny Depp
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
The Rolling Stones
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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
William Feather
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In the morning a man walks with his whole body in the evening, only with his legs.
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Morning texts, I like that shit.
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