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Funny Cross Country Run Quotes & Sayings
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
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In the rainy season, sometimes to get to the first lesson we had to run really quick, because we had to cross the river to school and we'd have to go up and down the bank to find a place to cross because there is no bridge.
Haile Gebrselassie
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I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.
Robin Williams
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Of course, all of the software I write runs on Linux; that's the beauty of standards, and of cross-platform code. I don't have to run your OS, and you don't have to run mine, and we can use the same applications anyway!
Jamie Zawinski
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
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The day d..k Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is another liar... I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does.
Helen Thomas
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These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why it is so expensive, or one of the reasons, it's so expensive to run here and why so many people decide not to run.
Michael Bloomberg
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Psycho killer run, run, run, run, run, run, run away.
Talking Heads
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No curls (no braids) peasy-head and still get paid. Jam Master cut the record up and down and cross-fade.
Run DMC
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If I ever did cross over I would like to do it tactfully. I don't want to offend anyone in country. Can you have the best of both worlds? I sure like the idea of it!
Bryan White
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If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee
Graham Summer
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I can fill ya wit real millionaire shit. Escargot, my car go, one sixty, swiftly. Wreck it buy a new one. Your crew run run run, your crew run run.
Christopher Wallace
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They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
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My introduction to track racing was through the background of cross country running, which is not a sport perhaps as popular in America as it is in England.
Roger Bannister
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Texting while driving: YOLO Forever alone: SOLO Marco: POLO Condom broke: OHNO You like men: HOMO bi...es crazy: FOSHO Run n!gga run: POPO
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Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy.
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Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.
Rob Zombie
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross
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