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Funny Cunt Statuss Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Cunt Statuss" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Look, it's some cunt coming out of that cunt's cunt.
Louis CK
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You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!
Bernard Manning
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Rusty cunt bucket! fu..!
Ari Gold
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Nature knew what she was doing when she figured out the pe..s and the cunt.
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I've never been a fan of this cunt named Kerser. The game needs change and it's never been worser.
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For her last breath I will be the host, slicing her cunt, then I slit her throat.
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I'm no gynecologist, but I sure know a cunt when I see one.
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I have the worlds worst rep. I wish I knew how. I'm not even half the cunt people think I am. Alabama in the am.
Danny Worsnop
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When I was born I wasn't fu..ing around. Doctor pulled me out the womb I punched the cunt in the mouth.
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As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt. Found the mustard, fu..in' nosey neighbors notice somethings up.
Earl Sweatshirt
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Well aren't you being a Cunt-a-saurus Rex today.
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I'm a bad bi..., I'm a cunt. And I'll kick that hoe, punt.
Nicki Minaj
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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