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Funny Deer Hunting Quotes & Sayings
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I wasnt hunting for food I was actually trying my hand at tracking. Im not very good at it.
Edward Cullen
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I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.
Yasmine Bleeth
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, I go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by...OH MY GOD.! Were you on the ground? I said 'Nope, Santa was making one last run...'
Bill Engvall
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Hunting is about the family time, experiencing the outdoors, and enjoying what God gave us.
Unknown
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Shakespeare is the happy hunting ground of all minds that have lost their balance.
James Joyce
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The world is the devil's hunting-ground, and children are his choicest game.
Anthony Comstock
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I am happy now, to recall that I was no only his son but his companion, and whenever there was a hunting expedition or any other pleasure, I was always with him.
John Philip Sousa
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An Indian's dress of deer skins, which is wet a hundred times upon his back, dries soft; and his lodge also, which stands in the rains, and even through the severity of winter, is taken down as soft and as clean as when it was first put up.
George Catlin
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Schoolin' motherfu..ers, I'm their favorite subject. Broomstick in my pants, I'm 'bout to go witch hunting.
Lil Wayne
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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'
Andy Rooney
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He had mittens, Minjekahwun, Magic mittens made of deer-skin; When upon his hands he wore them, He could smite the rocks asunder, He could grind them into powder
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Country girls aren't hard to understand. We like camo, trucks, hunting, fishing, guns and Luke Bryan.
Unknown
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Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.
John James Audubon
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One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."
Demetri Martin
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
P J O Rourke
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The buying of time or space is not the taking out of a hunting license on someone else's private preserve but is the renting of a stage on which we may perform.
Howard Luck Gossage
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If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli a lot more fun to hunt!
Unknown
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What's cool though is you guy will definitely be nuturing and you're coming from a real place because you could say 'hey listen, when I was at this stage and I was trying to get it together, here's what I did.' And the proof is positive because you're where you are now, and you're huge successes, both of you, so the kids have to really listen this time. Because I felt sometimes the past couple seasons we'd say stuff and they'd look at us like deer in the headlights.
Randy Jackson
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