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Funny Dont Smokeing Ove Quotes & Sayings
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Hold tight cause the show it not ove.r If you will please move in closer your about to be bowled over. By the wonders you're about to behold here.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
Chi Chi
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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What else? She is so beautiful. You dont get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You dont get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.
John Green
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Dont settle, dont give up, dont quit, dont complain, dont stop working towards what you want in life! Just keep working.
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Dont make promises you cant keep. Dont give others false hope. Dont break hearts. DONT HURT MY FRIEND. Is that so hard for you to understand.
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If you take photographs, dont speak, dont write, dont analyse yourself, and dont answer any questions.
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ove hurts when you break up with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea what so ever.
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If you dont like me then you dont like me. I dont need to know an explanation because Idgaf.
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I dont have scales any more and I dont weigh myself. I would urge women everywhere to throw out their scales. Even when I go to the doctors office Im like, Dont tell me. Just write it on your chart and dont tell me. It does you no good to know.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Please dont make me expect. Please dont lead me on. Please dont leave me hanging. Please dont hurt me.
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I keep it real, I dont sugar coat, I dont lie and I dont hold back what I have to say. If everyone did this, the world would be a much better place. But because people dont, everyone is living in a fantasy world, and they dont know the truth.
Imani Forpahl
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