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Funny Ellen Degenereshole Quotes & Sayings
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
Ellen DeGeneres
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Ellen has said she won't work with me, but quite frankly, after watching her on the stupid show, I gotta tell ya, I won't work with Ellen. She's out if I come in.
Howard Stern
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Things that go on at Happy Times are very funny this year, and if you were watching last year, some of the people you saw then as basically extras emerge as real characters in their own right this season, at least to some degree.
Ellen Muth
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I just think it's really funny and entertaining. I mean, I don't necessarily take them really seriously - I don't even think a lot of really good films get seen. But I don't think that's what it's about. I mean, how amazing was Ellen Burstyn in Requiem For A Dream ? Especially as she was acting with herself most of the time. I don't understand how a performance like that can't win. I was so affected by that movie that I had to turn it off. I felt as if I was on drugs and my heart was about to leap out of my body.
Liv Tyler
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Ellen DeGeneres
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If I did anything 'next,' I would do writing.
Ellen Muth
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He knows so little and knows it so fluently.
Ellen Glasgow
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In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.
Ellen Goodman
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I'm not that comfortable when I get recognized.
Ellen Page
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What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens.
Ellen Glasgow
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Just go up to somebody on the street and say You're it! and then run away.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Eulogy is nice, but one does not learn anything from it.
Ellen Terry
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