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Funny Excuse Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Excuse" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse.
Unknown
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday
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Not wanting to scare my dog is the perfect excuse for never vacuuming my house.
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Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage.
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He 's ruthless only because of his ideals. Unfortunately he doesn't succeed. The thing fails and gets out of hand and takes charge of him. Idealism is the only excuse he could have and it's a great excuse.
Terence Fisher
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An excuse is worse and more pathetic than a lie...For an excuse is a lie guarded.
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An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded.
Pope John Paul II
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.
Viggo Mortensen
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Im single, I don't have to use the headache excuse anymore.
Unknown
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Happy Leap Day! Use it to do something adventurous that you'd never normally do! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get my bikini wax.
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My favorite thing about summer is having a valid excuse for my excessive sweating.
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The church says we should get down on our knees and repent. Well, excuse me, but didn't being on my knees cause most of my sins?
Bob Smith
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Bridge to Terabithia was a book my mother read to my brother and me before we would go to sleep. Well written, beautiful imagery, full of imagination. Quite an emotional ending, though. Mom stopped reading it aloud for weeks, finding excuse after excuse as to why she was busy. We finally forced her and, sure enough, we all had a good cry.
Neil Patrick Harris
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It's no excuse, no excuse.
Omarion
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I can't wait for your wedding to be my excuse for getting out of another wedding.
Unknown
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