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Funny Facebook Staus Men Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.
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Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.
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Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night.
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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