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Funny Germans Funny Germans Quotes & Sayings
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I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
Gertrude Stein
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The Germans and I no longer speak the same language.
Marlene Dietrich
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Germans make nice cars.
Jason Behr
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It is nonsense to say that Germans are unable to change.
Angela Merkel
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Man, it seemed, had been created to jab the life out of Germans.
Siegfried Sassoon
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Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!
John Belushi
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Technological things, that Germans and Japanese would get real excited about.
John Badham
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It was essential to do this job, hateful though it was, because we knew the Germans were hot on the trail.
Mark Oliphant
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With the Germans, the sovereignty resided in the great assembly of the people.
John Lothrop Motley
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The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.
Karl Kraus
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Each had defended his own country; the Germans Germany, the Frenchmen France; they had done their duty.
Ernst Toller
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A people that has experienced all that the Germans have been through, naturally offers fertile soil for the extremists.
Gustav Stresemann
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Thus we have at least a national song that unites all Germans, and is the symbol of our sixty-million nation.
Friedrich Ebert
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Let us show our fellow countrymen and the entire world what the Germans can do when they work for peace.
Walter Ulbricht
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I defy anyone - and I have said this to the Germans - to build a solid, articulated, and viable Europe without France's consent.
Pierre Laval
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A book is worth a few francs; we Germans can afford to destroy those. We all may not appreciate artistic merit, but cash value is another matter.
Paul Scofield
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There would be a paragraph about some veteran digging tunnels for the Germans in a slave labor camp, or something like that. Finally I decided to look it up and go further into it.
Charles Guggenheim
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It's all well and good to say that Germans were all responsible for the concentration camps, but I don't think they were. I think that was the work of a small group of fiends.
James Laughlin
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There were sometimes from forty to sixty English machines, but unfortunately the Germans were often in the minority. With them quality was more important than quantity.
Manfred Von Richthofen
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