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Funny Getting Lap Dance Quotes & Sayings
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I have never had a lap dance in Tampa or any other part of Florida. If I ever did have a lap dance, I don't think I would be discussing television ideas with the girl that was giving it to me.
Stan Lee
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I found a woman who taught me how to strip at home, in the privacy of my own environment, with nobody else watching me. That was quite an experience, because she taught me how to lap dance, and I practiced on her. It was funny.
Famke Janssen
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We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams.
Angela Monet
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I was taken to one place by a director, and he bought me a lap dance.
Lexa Doig
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I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know. Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety.
Panic At The Disco
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Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety. Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me.
Panic At The Disco
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It doesent bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?
Stacy Keibler
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It doesent bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal?
Stacy Keibler
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When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch
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That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.
Lin Yutang
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I've never been to a prom or a dance, so it's funny because we have dances on the show and I'll be like, 'oh yay! It's my school dance!
Ashley Benson
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred North Whitehead
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
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If there were a ritual dance of the androgyne, Tai chi as performed by this master could be that dance. It is neither a masculine dance nor a feminine dance. It has the strength and grace of both.
Dr June Singer
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Dance me to the wedding now, dance me on and on. Dance me very tenderly and dance me very long. We're both of us beneath our love, we're both of us above.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Dance me to the wedding now, dance me on and on. Dance me very tenderly and dance me very long. We're both of us beneath our love, we're both of us above.
Madeleine Peyroux
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Dear guy on the dance floor 'Raising the roof,' you're not raising your chances of getting laid.
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I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home.
Bobby Rahal
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