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Funny Giving Birth For Men Quotes & Sayings
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Call it "womb awe" or even "womb worship" but it's not simple envy. I don't remember even wanting to be a woman. But each of the three times I have been present at the birth of one of my children, I have been overwhelmed by a sense of reverence... It was quite suddenly, the first day of creation; the Goddess giving birth to a world... Like men since the beginning of time I wondered: What can I ever create that will equal the magnificence of this new life?
Sam Keen
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest?
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Women think giving birth is painful, try playing call of duty with lag.
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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All pregnant woman give birth to a baby, while my mother gave birth to a legend.
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I got my passport application forms sent back. Apparently the question Place of Birth? Between my mothers legs isn't acceptable.
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Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state. There is as little reason to deplore the one as there is to be pleased over the other.
Mahatma Gandhi
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Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is calling me a doctor because I own Band-aids.
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Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood.
Lucy Ellman
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Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference
Voltaire
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Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference
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Giving birth was easier than having a tattoo.
Nicole Appleton
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This is the reason why mothers are more devoted to their children than fathers: it is that they suffer more in giving them birth and are more certain that they are their own.
Aristotle
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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I'm 100% against abortion unless you were ....d or you can die from giving birth. The only two exceptions in my book.
Unknown
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson
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Men like war: they do not hold much sway over birth, so they make up for it with death. Unlike women, men menstruate by shedding other people's blood.
Lucy Ellman
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Diamond, platinum, no more for you. Got adrenaline, never giving in. Giving up's not an option, gotta get it in. Witness I got the heart of 20 men. No fear, go to sleep in the lion's den.
Flo Rida
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