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Funny Goat Quotes & Sayings
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I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s.. in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
Dwight Schrute
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The goat, for us, is an image that's stuck in our heads since we were kids, coming from Iowa people are like 'Beware the horned goat of satan!' and all that. It's bullshit. It's just an animal.
Slipknot
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Wellďż˝ I guess I'm the goat.
Daffy Duck
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On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.
Remedios Varo
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Why are you smilin like a goat in a briarpatch?
Unknown
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I'll be with The Goat until the fall. Then I've been given three plays to look at and there have been a couple of films have come over the desk. I will probably not do either one of them.
Mercedes Ruehl
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It was like a gumball machine, except instead of gum it was goat pellets. -Miss Kay
Duck Dynasty
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It's well known by now that I had a special need to get Maureen's goat when ever the opportunity presented itself. I was a boy and she was the enemy... a girl.
Christopher Knight
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Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Eric Cartman
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
Brendan Behan
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Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
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We gettin' paper like a billy goat Remember being really broke? You should see my safe, boy, that thing look like a jewelry store.
Dolla
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The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
William Blake
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Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.
Julia Roberts
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If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged
Virginia Woolf
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If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt; but already should be faded, fatalistic and aged
Virginia Woolf
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I've done my time in being broke in Indonesia. Eating Goat soup. Australia's a developed country, you've got a lot of taxes, rents are high and its quite difficult to survive as an artist especially when you are just coming up.
Andrew Jack
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Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.
Julia Roberts
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Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.
Julia Roberts
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