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Funny Hens And Chicks Quotes & Sayings
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I got fast chicks, I got slow chicks I know flexible chicks that can do gymnastics and aerobics. I know that chick, I know your chick and I do my singing for chicks I know more tricks than a magician who know tricks.
Tory Lanez
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
Adam Carolla
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all the chicks who act crazy love it .Them chicks who stay blunted. Drunk in the middle of the dancefloor like, "fu.. it!"
Jean Grae
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Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.
Ben Affleck
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Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.
Ben Affleck
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Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us.
Johannes Tauler
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For guys, its bros over ho... For chicks, its chicks over d..ks. For me, its whoever has my back over them fake a.. people anyday.
Unknown
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I live alone, with cats, books, pictures, fresh vegetables to cook, the garden, the hens to feed.
Jeanette Winterson
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Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really only 5.
Unknown
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Chicks worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that chicks remember.
Unknown
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While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Giovanni Boccaccio
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Its Throwback Thursday on Instagram...Chicks showing us how much they fell off since High School...
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a milking, Seven swans a swimming, Six geese a laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French Hens, Two turtle doves And a Partridge in a pear tree.
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Chicks always complaining saying all guys are the same...maybe all girls are the same.
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Chicks and dudes Who you think is really kickin' tunes?
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Chicks, I get'em high, higher than turbulences.
Juelz Santana
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Natalie from the Dixie Chicks could have said what she said before 9-11 and no one would have cared.
John Mellencamp
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I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!
Fabolous
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