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Funny Hot Guy Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Hot Guy" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Staring at a hot guy and thinking...We are going to make beautiful babies.
Unknown
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Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
Family Guy
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Check out that guy, why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy-Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil! -Ed Wuncler, Sr.
Boondocks
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Check out that guy. Why is his face all twisted up like that? Looks like he jacks off with Icy Hot. He looks like he just shit a gerbil! -Ed Wuncler
Boondocks
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Great, now theres not even a chance to meet a hot guy in the window seat on the plane. Thanks Dad.
Unknown
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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
Unknown
68 Likes
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Good body gal well ever hot, yuh never flop. Mek di world know sey when yuh hot, yuh jus hot.
Mad Cobra
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
Unknown
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It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
Kate Winslet
3 Likes
A lot of the songs start with an image. I was sitting there playing the guitar and I pictured this old, dirty green car, with the window rolled down, in the hot, hot, hot Texas heat, and this beautiful woman I knew when I was a kid sitting behind the wheel, looking out at me.
Edie Brickell
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
GKChesterton
23 Likes
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When I see a hot guy, I take two seconds to plan our future together.
Unknown
27 Likes
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We are not the center of this funny universe.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
128 Likes
3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
Unknown
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People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.
Keanu Reeves
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I really liked working with Sean Paul; he is a very attractive guy, very hot. He was fun; the chemistry was really great, it was great to be in the moment.
Blu Cantrell
12 Likes
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not.
Unknown
16 Likes
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Get high, I'd love to blaze you high as the sky but it hot, Wyte how hot? So hot ya brain about to fry.
Lil Wyte
5 Likes
Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
Unknown
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Congressional hot air freezes.
Unknown
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