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Funny Hot Guy Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
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I don't want people thinking of me s..ually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then. It just completely throws people off. I had a couple of offers to do some hot scenes in the shower with some guy and to make it real hot and s..y. The next thing you know, I'd be the next J.Lo or something. But that's easy. I want it the hard way.
Michelle Rodriguez
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I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day.
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I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
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Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.
Merrill Markoe
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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