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Funny How To Wash A Cupually Quotes & Sayings
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Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'
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'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child.
Jonathan Carroll
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You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands.
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
Lynda Barry
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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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People think updos are so hard, but theyre not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If Im in a mood to go out and feel hot and s..y, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if Im just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.
Jessica Simpson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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O you who believe! when you rise up to prayer, wash your faces and your hands as far as the elbows, and wipe your heads and your feet to the ankles; and if you are under an obligation to perform a total ablution, then wash (yourselves) and if you are sick or on a journey, or one of you come from the privy, or you have touched the women, and you cannot find water, betake yourselves to pure earth and wipe your faces and your hands therewith, Allah does not desire to put on you any difficulty, but He wishes to purify you and that He may complete His favor on you, so that you may be grateful.
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So let mercy come and wash away what Ive done.
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We must wash literature off ourselves. We want to be men above all, to be human.
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Let the rain wash away, all the pain of yesterday.
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Cash her out, toss her up, wash her up that's the spin cycle.
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I can't wait to get home and wash all those socks.
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When everything seems to wash away. I walk here with just two feet on the ground.
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Really, I don't know what I'd do with myself if I retire. Wash dishes?
Loretta Lynn
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