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Funny Jail Time Quotes & Sayings
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I also did some jail time a few years ago. Spent a whole summer in jail reading books. I pumped a ton of new knowledge and new thinking into myself.
Tommy Lee
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Give us kinder laws to bring us back when we're a-going wrong and don't set Jail, Jail, Jail afore us everywhere we turn
Charles Dickens
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No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company.
Samuel Johnson
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The question at the end of the day was, the courts having found there was no defense, a producer about to go to jail, should CBS in effect tell the producer go to jail even though there is no law at all that we can use to get you out of jail?
Floyd Abrams
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Unknown
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I know a lot of reporters certainly will go to jail to defend confidential sources. Some have even gone to jail for an issue like this. But I can't say that's the norm.
Floyd Abrams
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When I was in jail, I was a lot of people's favorite person. I practically ran the jail. I had more freedom than the police.
Flavor Flav
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If I was gonna go to jail, I don't want to go to jail for stealing a bottle of water. I'll steal that $20 million. At least then it was worth it.
Idris Elba
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You can jail a Revolutionary, but you can't jail the Revolution.
Huey Newton
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So if you go to jail for contempt, is that considered billable hours?
Unknown
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God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.
Stephen Evans
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But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?
Ernie Hudson
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A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."
The Maugles
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Only difference between me and other actors is Ive spent more time in jail.
Robert Mitchum
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, "damn that was awesome".
Unknown
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It sounds kind of strange, but Jail time was almost a good experience for me.
Tommy Lee
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I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.
Quentin Tarantino
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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Lindsay Lohan should at least have to spend as much time in jail as we've spent hearing about it.
Unknown
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