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We name time when we say: every thing has its time. This means: everything which actually is, every being comes and goes at the right time and remains for a time during the time allotted to it. Every thing has its time.
Martin Heidegger
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I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred.
Harold Brodkey
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I cried myself to sleep last night because of you. The next day you apologized. Thats funny that you think youre automatically worth my time again. Ha, guess not.
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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on earth...
Rick Sutter
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Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
Colin Mochrie
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
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The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, how did you get to be a homos..ual anyway?' tell them, 'Homos..uals are chosen first on talent, then interview. The swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.'
Karen Williams
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I don't think there has been any increase in sophistication in the audience. When people are aware of a concept that's easy to understand, and there's an actor who will attract them to the theater and it's a movie that's funny three-quarters of the time, it will be successful.
David Zucker
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I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences.
Ronny Cox
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
Trey Parker
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Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country. Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users.
Ralph Nader
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There's time for everything; a time to cry and a time to laugh, a time to sow and a time to reap. There's no rush in life, with patience and calmness the lord God almighty shall bring to pass all that your heart desires in due season.
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I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.
Michael Bergin
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.
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I have journalism everywhere-mother, father, aunts, uncle and grandparents. I think I have a strong journalistic streak in me-I'm really critical and analytical. It's funny, because my husband is Italian, and Italians have this tendency to exaggerate all the time.
Olivia Wilde
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I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen.
Robin Yount
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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Whatever I plan on working on when I come out, I lan on working on while Im in jail. I have a lot of options; Ive got things to keep me busy with this movie stuff. I feel like thats a blessing in disguise that will keep me busy while Im locked up. I mean, I cant benefit for a crime. So Im not benefiting from it, but I am assisting in the project to make it as close to the truth as possible.
Big Meech
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