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Funny Kim Kardashian Quotes & Sayings
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Our school demanded that each parent write their kid a five-page letter with advice. My dad's said, "Know your self-worth and what a pretty girl you are." My mom's was along the same lines saying, "You are a smart girl. Always have a strong head. Never get peer-pressured into anything."
Kim Kardashian
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I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but that`s not the case. Sure, my parents were generous. I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. I`ve worked really hard.
Kim Kardashian
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I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.
Kim Kardashian
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I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but that's not the case. Sure, my parents were generous; I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. I've worked really hard. I opened the store myself.
Kim Kardashian
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I think that people probably think that because they see me with hanging out with friends or the few people that Ive dated have been, but there have also been a few people that I dated that have not been, that have been Hispanic or white.
Kim Kardashian
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OMG! Just saw a girl at Starbucks reading Kardashian Konfidential. Wow!!! I still can't believe we have our own book! Who has KK? Show me!
Khloe Kardashian
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I get I live a public life. I live my life on a reality show for the world to see. I love my life, but when the cameras stop, that doesn't mean I don't want a break too. I'm 32 yrs old now, about to be a mom. I'm not 25 clubbing around LA anymore. There's no excuse for threats & stalking!
Kim Kardashian
49 Likes
I know most celebrities say they dont read what the press says about them; but to be honest, I suspect in most cases, they dont want to admit that they actually care what is written about them. Ill tell you straight up I do read it! Some of it is true, a lot of it is flattering, and a lot of it is totally off the mark.
Kim Kardashian
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I definitely had a lot of photoshoots, Playboy is not something I can talk about, but is something that is in the works would not be a nude pictorial. Um, I think people also kinda have misinformation on that people think that Ive done it or I havent done itI cant comment on right now, but if its something that I chose to do it would be tasteful like Mariah Carey like Cindy Crawfordit would be like they call it the celeb pictorial where it is something that is not nude whatsoever.
Kim Kardashian
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I dont have a taste either, I dont thinkeveryone can give theirI just said George Clooney was cute, but there are very fewI mean I dont look at a lot of people and say oh I think Brad Pitt is cute or have a taste I have to know the person and see part of their personality because thats what makes them more attractive to me. It can be any race, it doesnt really matter to me.
Kim Kardashian
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I was a really simple, easy, good girl back then. I had good grades and a boyfriend. I never fought with girls in high school, and rumors weren't spread. There are plastic surgery rumors now, like how I have a fake butt, boobs, and eyes.
Kim Kardashian
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As far as misconception, you make mistakes, like I said I dont have regrets. Im the kind of person that takes responsibility for it and you know I have to deal with it. I learn from everything that I do. I work very hard, I have so many things as far as like my store, still dealing with my dads company, a I have a closet organizing business, selling things on ebay. Um, you know, Ive just had enough of people misrepresenting me. Get to know me and see who I am. People are so quick to judge and so quick to pick on someone and they can be completely wrong. And um, thats really it.
Kim Kardashian
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I gotta say free Kim, before they keep Kim Brooklyn, it's a G thing.
Red Cafe
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I worked at a clothing store once called Body. It was the coolest clothing store in the Valley. My dad made us sign a contract when we were 16 that if we crashed our car or did anything to our car, we were responsible for it. I got a job at the clothing store to pay to get my car fixed after a wreck. After that, I worked for my dad at his music company.
Kim Kardashian
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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
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I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
Chloe Moretz
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I had a lot of resentment for a while toward Kim Novak. But I don't mind her anymore. She's okay. We've become friends. I even asked her before this trip for some beauty tips.
Kim Novak
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I live way out in the country, so there's not a lot of people around to remind me. And my friends don't think of me as 'Kim Novak' anymore anyway. It's like they forgot, too. And so it's nice.
Kim Novak
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I adore you even more than the people of North Korea are forced to adore Kim Jong-un.
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