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Funny Ladies Expensive Hand Quotes & Sayings
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I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like 'Ladies and Gentlemen.' That'll be a cool name for a kid. 'This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen!' Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, please!'
Louis CK
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Comedies are just never that expensive quite frankly. They really aren't. We aren't doing green screen shooting, so even Hangover II in Bangkok might seem like it's expensive, you're flying over and back, but they're just not that expensive to make when you do it the way we do it which is very focused and I've done it before.
Todd Phillips
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I'm doing it by myself. I live by myself, I'm working to provide for my son. It is difficult. Financially, it's very difficult. I'd say the majority of any paycheck I ever receive is going to Tripp. Child care is very expensive, formula is expensive, diapers are expensive...and you don't think about that as a kid, at all.
Bristol Palin
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So I've been told to talk to the hand and I've been booed today. Not having a good day with ladies.
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Learn to focus on the task at hand, take it one step at a time, life is too expensive a gadget to be operated on trial and error.
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If you hear any noise, it ain't the boys. It's a Ladies Night, ah-ha. Gonna step out Ladies Night,steppin' out Ladies Night.
Kool And The Gang
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Left hand, right hand, it doesnt matter. Im amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
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If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents.
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Different types of chicken come at different price points. Filets are going to be more expensive. If it's bone-in and skin-on it's going to be less expensive.
Sandra Lee
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The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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I'm like the most expensive, exotic item on a gourmet menu. People can wonder about the sensuous delights of the dish, but they can't afford such an expensive luxury.
Anna Kournikova
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Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive.
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A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline.
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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.
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Starbucks really isn't that expensive...after you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup.
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You must avoid giving hostages to fortune, like getting an expensive wife, an expensive house, and a style of living that never lets you aford the time to take the chance to write what you wish.
Irwin Shaw
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Let's become little old ladies together- we'll stay up late looking at old pictures, telling "remember when" stories, and laughing till our sides ache. Let's become eccentric together- the kind of old ladies who take long walks, wear silly hats, and get away with acting outrageous in public places. And if anybody should ask how long we've been friends, we'll say, "Oh, forever - since before you were even born!" Let's become little old ladies together because a friendship that's as special as ours can only grow better through the years.
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The most expensive habit in the world is celluloid, not heroin, and I need a fix every few years.
Steven Spielberg
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
Will Rogers
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This hand is not very active always, because it was in this hand that I carried my books. My carrying hand was always my strongest. Now I think my other hand has developed more muscles from signing all those autographs.
Haile Gebrselassie
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