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Suggest Revision: I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
 
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Suggest Revision: Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button...
 
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Suggest Revision: If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
 
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Suggest Revision: Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
 
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
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Suggest Revision: If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
 
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Suggest Revision: It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
 
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Suggest Revision: Good morning is a contradiction of terms
 
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Suggest Revision: People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning, tiger.
 
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Suggest Revision: Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that I may see my saint.
 
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