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Funny Pageant Quotes & Sayings
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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Back in the day after I won my first pageant there was an agency that was getting me work on the side.
Maria Menouno
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I would never do another one but at the time it was fun. (On entering a beauty pageant contest)
Tiffani Thiessen
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This is war, not a beauty pageant, do what you have to do to make the sale.
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Putting your child into a beauty pageant is a disgrace...
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People that think life is a beauty pageant will usually fail.
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There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m not into pain. The third thing is using athletic spray adhesive on your butt to keep your swimsuit in place. I did do that. So one out of three ain`t bad.
Jeri Ryan
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Its high school not a beauty pageant. Stop worrying bout wat you're goin to look like n front of the boys and focus on school.
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You look like you just stepped out of a beauty pageant. Looking like the Kardashians in here.
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The pageant was such a fluke. I mean, I was living in an orphanage, and my foster mother bet me $150 to go out for this thing. Nobody, including myself, thought that a foster kid could be a beauty queen. - (on being Miss Teen USA 1993)
Charlotte Ayanna
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For me, it went beyond being a beauty queen. For me, it was about being the 20-year-old girl from India on international platform and a lot of people actually would assume that I wasn`t even educated in India because of the way I`d speak. (On why she participated in the Miss World Pageant in 1994)
Aishwarya Rai
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This is school, not a freakin beauty pageant. No need to apply makeup in the bathrooms and take up space!
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They always say the Miss America Pageant isn`t a beauty contest, it`s really a scholarship program. If that`s the case, why don`t we just put all the contestants on "Jeopardy!" (1984) and pick Miss America that way? At least you get the smartest one.
Jay Leno
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I can't make it in today. My iguana is in a beauty pageant today.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm getting really into the pageant life! I think I might run for Miss America lol.
Chanel Dudley
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History is the great dust-heap... a pageant and not a philosophy.
Augustine Birrell
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Back in the day after I won my first pageant there was an agency that was getting me work on the side.
Maria Menounos
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It seemed to me that this might be a great pageant, which would give a chance for a very interesting picture.
Henry Ossawa Tanner
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I'm not going to be a model for the rest of my life, I want to be a successful businesswoman. I want to be good at everything.
Agbani Darego
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