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Funny Pageant Quotes & Sayings
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I will never look to others to find my happiness. You dont have to want to be Miss USA or even be interested in pageants for that matter. You just have to have a will to better yourself and make things happen for you.
Chelsea Cooley
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Miss USA is a woman of the new millennium pretty, s..y, intelligent, opinionated, and feels strong about expressing her opinion.
Shandi Finnessey
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History is the great dust-heap... a pageant and not a philosophy.
Augustine Birrell
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When I fell on the stage ...I believe I stood up for the rest of the women who have fallen whether on or off the stage.
Miriam Quiambao
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Pleasure is a shadow, wealth is vanity, and power a pageant; but knowledge is ecstatic in enjoyment, perennial in frame, unlimited in space and indefinite in duration.
DeWitt Clinton
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Upon being crowned Little Miss Cherub, a three-year-old girl waved an envelope containing her scholarship at her mother watching from the audience and yelled, Mommy, I got mail!
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Shortly thereafter, some friends encouraged me to try out for the Miss South Carolina World beauty pageant. To my surprise, I won - and was sent to New York City to compete nationally.
Donna Rice
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At times school sucks so much that I think, why can't I be Honey Boo Boo? I'd be happily chubby and rollin' in pageant cash.
Unknown
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I'm only wanted by directors for the image I give off, and it makes me angry. I always wanted to be an actor and not a beauty pageant winner.
Jude Law
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The day of the sun is like the day of a king. It is a promenade in the morning, a sitting on the throne at noon, a pageant in the evening.
Wallace Stevens
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I know that I've got big ears and a big forehead and that my hair sticks up. But I'm happy with myself. I'm not necessarily trying to win a beauty pageant here.
Clay Aiken
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I find this wave of super-skinny women scary. I'm not going to lie to you. I've got to drag myself down to the gym like everybody else. But I look at the red carpet sometimes and it's like a pageant. I'm quite a broad girl, not at all delicate.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards?
Jay Leno
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I think rather than feeling persecuted that youre meeting up with a challenge simply because of the gender you belong to, I think its important to face the challenge for what it is and have your convictions together.
Aishwarya Rai
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I hate the whole tall-poppy syndrome. I don't want people to think it's all gone to my head, because it isn't. That's why I'm a little bit stressed, because in the back of my head I'm like, 'When, when, when?
Jennifer Hawkins
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When I create, I feel that I am a participant in the grand pageant of life, a part of the ongoing creative engine of the universe. I don't know if that feeling is enough to replace the solace of religion in the lives of most people, but it is for me.
Greg Graffin
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My life since Miss Universe has been changed a lot. have grown so much as a result of my travels and all my work with HIV/AIDS programs. I'm incredibly grateful for the things I've experienced.
Jennifer Hawkins
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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It was announced that Rush Limbaugh will be a judge for the 2010 Miss America pageant. This is an early boost to miss Connecticut, whose talent is filling out illegal prescriptions.
Seth Meyers
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