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Funny Pageant Quotes & Sayings
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Just being a woman is God's gift. The origin of a child is a mother, a woman. She shows a man what sharing, caring, and loving is all about. That is the essence of a woman.
Sushmita Sen
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At that moment, it's kind of like dying. You're ALONE. There's nobody that can do it for you. (Terry Meeuwsen, Miss America 1973, on winning)
Terry Meeuwsen
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You need a role model who is beautiful, is trendy, and yet is still intelligent and has good moral values.
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I would tell her to believe in herself because it is not only physical beauty that is important but also inner beauty. Just like what the Little Prince said, 'the essential things are invisible to the naked eye. (On giving advice to girls with low self esteem)
Ruffa Guttierez
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I remember when I was little, I watched the Miss Universe Pageant on TV and for several days afterwards, I imitated how Miss Universe walked and even how she cried when the crown was placed on her head.
Precious Lara Quigaman
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I love beauty pageants. I love the idea of representing my country at an international level and being able to meet women from around the world who have the same type of goals.
Priscila Perales
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I always have faith in my talent and for that reason I work day to day to follow my professional growth. I know that I have all the tools to be successful. No matter how long or short time may be, it does not matter to me.
Denise Quinones
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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We were standing together on stage and right before they started calling out the positions, one of the girls said, Best of luck to all of you. But its not about luck, its about one girls destiny... this time, it ended up being about two girls destinies.
Justine Pasek
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears. The savage dies --they sacrifice a horse To bear to happy hunting-grounds the corse. Our friends expire --we make the money fly In hope their souls will chase it to the sky. --Jex Wopley.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Nelson Mandela had been freed and I had a feeling in my heart from God that a black would win. (Carole Gist, Miss USA 1990, on being the first black woman ever to win the Miss USA title)
Carole Gist
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