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Funny Pencil Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Pencil" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
Robert S McNamara
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
Unknown
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A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage.
Robert S McNamara
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Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.
Unknown
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The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead
Robert Brault
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Until film is just as easily accessible as a pen or pencil, then it's not completely an art form. In painting you can just pick up a piece of chalk, a stick or whatever. In sculpture you can get a rock. Writing you just need a pencil and paper. Film has been a very elitist medium. It costs so much money. It doesn't allow everyone who wants to tell stories tell stories. The great storytellers however are going to rise to the top, no matter what. That's why independent film is very important to me.
Forest Whitaker
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'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't have an eraser.' 'That was deep man...'
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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A 2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.
Joyce A Myers
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I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Truman Capote
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I'm Pencil Girl!
Davey Havok
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It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
Dave Mustaine
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Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Unknown
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Somebody let me a hold a 2 pencil cause they testin.
Andre 3000
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The idea is to get the pencil moving quickly.
Bernard Malamud
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But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.
Darrell Royal
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Fill you with so much lead you can use your d..k as a pencil.
Big L
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Wanna hear a joke about a pencil? Never mind its pointless.
Unknown
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
Stan Laurel
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There's always that one kid who sharpens his pencil while the teacher is talking.
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