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Funny Ping Kidney Stones Quotes & Sayings
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Twenty million more have Chronic Kidney Disease, where patients experience a gradual deterioration of kidney function, the end result of which is kidney failure.
Xavier Becerra
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Why tip someone for a job Im capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Dwight Schrute
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I pick up Lucille and then ping out those funny sounds that sound good to me, you know. Sometimes I get to play where I can't even say nothin. Lookout...
BB King
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African Americans make up about 13 percent of the U.S. population but comprise 32 percent of patients treated for kidney failure, giving them a kidney failure rate that is 4.2 times greater than that of white Americans.
Xavier Becerra
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Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
Harry Hill
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People say that beauty is on the inside, but I would prefer a pretty face over a pretty kidney.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!
AJ McLean
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Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out of his way, but must accept his lot calmly, even if they roll a few stones upon it.
Albert Schweitzer
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I have mad ping pong skills!
Jonas Brothers
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I have a big ping pong obsession.
Cody Simpson
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The devil would have Christ prove Himself to be God, by turning stones into bread; but the Holy Ghost shows His Godhead by turning stones into flesh.
Thomas Watson
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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
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Crystals grew inside rock like arithmetic flowers. They lengthened and spread, added plane to plane in an awed and perfect obedience to an absolute geometry that even stones - maybe only the stones - understood.
Annie Dillard
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Hmmm me and Travis are really good at ping-pong! Im not really competitive, but thats because I know I can beat him.
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I can shoot pool, and I can play ping-pong. I'm pretty good at those games.
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The Palestinian must stop throwing stones, and the Israelis must stop firing rockets. And in the view of the Sharm el-Sheikh summit, rockets are equal to stones.
Hassan Nasrallah
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I get it I get it, man fu.. all that talking, take shots to the kidney.
Drake
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This too shall pass - just like a kidney stone
Hunter Madsen
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I just got rid of my sofa and replaced it with a ping pong table. I think this is the best decision I have made in months.
Emma Watson
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You know that family is going to be there for you no matter what. My dad gave me a freakin' kidney!
Sarah Hyland
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