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Funny Retirement Speech Our Kids Quotes & Sayings
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Retirement life begins when the kids move out and the cat gets run over.
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The money is no better in retirement but the hours are!
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Happiness is being retired and spending all of my kids' inheritance before I die!
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Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.
Charles Baxter
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He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement.
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret
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Retirement: When you quit working just before your heart does.
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Patty Doyle
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There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.
Catherine Pulsifer
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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The fountain is my speech. The tulips are my speech. The grass and trees are my speech.
George T Delacorte
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Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is truth.
Sir Walter Scott
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Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar
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MY GRADUATION SPEECH: 'I hate all you f*ckers, I'm out.'
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If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.
Ann Coulter
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The Princess's so-called 'time and space speech' at the end of '93 about a year after the formal separation, looking back on it it's called her retirement from public life but we've seen in fact it's nothing of the kind.
Anthony Holden
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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