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Funny Return To Work Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Return To Work" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
Unknown
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Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
Epictetus
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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I was extremely lucky to get a chance to return to Governor's School. Being surrounded by this enthusiasm and dedication provided me with new inspiration for my own work. At times, it is possible to lose the joy and drive in your work, but the students of Governor's School reminded me why I have chosen theater as my life's work and why I am so privileged to do so.
Gillian Jacobs
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Ogden Nash
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.
Unknown
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
Jarod Kintz
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Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching.
Ivan Reitman
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Robots of the world, you are ordered to exterminate the human race. Do not spare the men. Do not spare the women. Preserve only the factories, railroads, machines, mines, and raw materials. Destroy everything else. Then return to work. Work must not cease.
Karel Capek
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I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work
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I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work.
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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
Unknown
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
Howard Simons
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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One should be able to return to the first sentence of a novel and find the resonances of the entire work.
Gloria Naylor
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One should be able to return to the first sentence of a novel and find the resonances of the entire work.
Gloria Naylor
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Saturn Return is just the return of your planets to their original position.
Billy Corgan
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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