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Funny Secretary Quotes & Sayings
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I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
Barry Goldwater
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I have great respect for President Bush, Secretary Powell and Secretary Ridge.
Elton Gallegly
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I didn't run off with the secretary. It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then ran off with a secretary, neither of which happened.
Randall Terry
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And the Marshall Plan, to us, meant a general who had turned into a secretary of state, and that the secretary of state saw the necessity of the reconstruction of these European countries that had suffered so heavily.
Giovanni Agnelli
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Single means the cute secretary is fair game.
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s.. is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
Barry Humphries
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In my seven years as Secretary, we came within a hair's breadth of war with the Soviet Union on three different occasions! Twenty-four hours a day, three-hundred sixty-five days a year, for seven years as Secretary of Defense, I lived the Cold War! During the Kennedy Administration, they designed a one-hundred Megaton bomb! It was tested in the atmosphere; I remember this.
Robert McNamara
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I think Secretary's funny, it is about s.., and there's a lot of s.. in it, s.. is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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These soldiers deserve a better defense secretary than the one we have.
Bill Kristol
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If I could have anything right now, it would be the ability to continue as secretary of state.
Kevin Shelley
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I am my own secretary; I dictate, I compose, I copy all myself.
Venerable Bede
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The first thing the secretary types is the boss.
Donald Trump
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As God as my witness, they said, We're above the law. There's nothing you can do to us. You're just a church secretary.
Jessica Hahn
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I think Rumsfeld was not a good Defense Secretary. I'm glad he's gone.
Bill Kristol
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Being a secretary was considered a very good job in those days.
Brenda Blethyn
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If you have a good selling idea, your secretary can write your ad for you.
Morris Hite
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Responsibility without power, the fate of the secretary through the ages.
Ariel Dorfman
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When you employ a secretary be prepared to let her be privy to your secrets.
Robert D Dangoor
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Secretary of State Colin Powell, thank you so much, as always, for joining us this morning.
Hannah Storm
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